Can't Think Of A Title For This One!!!

Namaskar, Satsriakal aur swagat hai aapka is naye post pe.
Isn't it really tough to find a good catch line to start your post?!!
Half of the time I spend on my post is nearly spent on thinking of the beginning and the end, content just comes out spontaneously.

First of all my heartiest congratulations to Manchanda and Roshan,
Though I suppose by the time you read this post you would be really bugged with all the congratulatory messages you have been getting, but it was one of the most prudent decisions taken by the school authorities. And what is this I hear eh Manchanda…….
Did Saini actually say our new head girl is Aashish Manchanda in front of the 8th ies. Hahahahha man your face must have turned a deep shade of red, pink, blue and all colors possible. But I would like to admit that watching you 2 standing on the podium in front of the whole school aroused the green eyed monster in me. That probably cheered you up eh?!!. No seriously I so bloody wanted to be in your shoes and be given a chance to lead the school (though with me leading them, DPS won’t have survived even a week). I would have given anything, anything with the exception of my underwear to be there instead of anyone of you but practically, technically , metaphorically & Anarkali (ohk lets just leave her out) & all kali’s looking at the situation I never had a chance and hence I decided not to apply for head boy. C’mon it’s just my 3rd year here and most of it was spent idly. So in the end best men got the job and now I am really looking forward to the Student’s Council interview, yaar kahin toh number lagna chahiye. By the way can any of you influence the authorities to make me the president ;). Ohk people I was just kidding, Rads, gemma and whosoever is trying for the post plzzz don’t kill me.
Secondly I wanted to say that our picnic was so awesome. I should have posted this on the other bog but looking at the scenario there, everyone after everyone’s life, I decided it would be safer to do so here. Appu Ghar was just so much fun and this was the most enjoyable picnic I have had coz the rest of the picnics were usually spent lazing in gardens and bageechas as tanz likes to call them.The only sad part was me getting really nauseous after riding the ‘My Fair Lady’ & ‘Columbus’ in a quick succession . Thanks to all those people who voted for Appu Ghar rather than any stupid garden and special thanx to Ax, NikkiTikki, Prantika, Shikha, Kriti, Tanz and everyone else for making the picnic really fun and also for the golgappas and ice-cream.
Thirdly, SJC ( Stan Han Carihaan whatever the fuck it means man) dude if I see one more rap, or should I say crap, in any of the comments which is specifically aimed at maligning me I am seriously gonna !@$%^ just get the message. And what is this rap attack shit you are going on about, all the best rappers and stuff coz as far as I remember none of us have ever critically appreciated your rap and I don’t remember you getting any rave reviews on it. So just cut the crap…………………..
Lastly why is everyone so prejudiced against Himesh Reshammiya? He is such an amazing singer. His nasal voice is so rocking but it beats me why everyone starts looking at me with murderous expressions on their faces, whenever I hum any of his song, tera suroor & jhalak dikhlaja being my current favorites.
That’s all for today…………….
Shubhratri, Shabbahkhair and please please please do take good care of yourself…………..
Until we meet again

Chao
Abhi
P.S. To the new head boys- Just try and get me into the” On Duty” thing coz it’s a great way to officially bunk classes and if I am not shown any favoritism then some one’s gonna suffer ;)

P.P.S Thanks to everyone who have been commenting especially naita and diti who I suppose have commented on every post. But I am really missing the old crowd- Anu, Salona & Rhea( who comment only when held at gun point), Rads and Kanika( well they do comment but once in a while). And Aditya DasGupta (Adidas) my buddy where art thou?!!

Creativity At It's Best!!!

After some very angry outbursts and several death threats, I finally (or phinally in my ishtyle) realized that rapping is not my cup of tea and have hence decided to revert to my old style of writing. So rejoice people your old Abhi is back in action.
I don’t know what made me imagine that I could have ever made a good rapper because I actually have never had a flair for writing lyrics which include words that would make your mama’s blood boil. But see here, I myself have pressed my finger on the very problem – Imagination. It’s a very funny thing, imagination is. It makes you believe that nothing is impossible and every damn thing is this universe is achievable. So what if I can’t rap, I can always imagine myself rapping alongside Eminem and beating him to it. I can always imagine myself kicking asses like Neo of the Matrix even though in real life I doubt if I have ever been involved in a minor scuffle. Imagination takes you to another world, a world of one’s own creation, a world where you are king or actually a world where you are God. So whenever it happens that someone pisses me off and I return home with this really grumpy expression on my face that is when my imagination comes into play and before you know it that poor dude is getting his ass kicked in more than one way. So what if that hot chic next door is going out with someone else, you can always imagine her and yourself involved in a mushy Hindi movie song ( I would like to apologize if this in anyway seems horny to you). Think of the places where your imagination can take you- under the deep shark infested seas, in the age of dinosaurs or on the sets of blue lagoon or murder (hahaha sorry for sounding horny again).
But there is a caution you must maintain. Don’t get so over engrossed in you imaginary world that you fail to notice what’s happening around you and people label you as an autistic child. Yah I am serious coz I have actually met people who get so lost in building sandcastles in the air that they would actually fail to notice if Angelina Jolie( or Brad Pitt for gals) herself came and proposed to them. Angelina………….drool………sorry got carried away.
So don’t rubbish the ‘Imagination that is my creation’ song by Aqua straight away coz it has a real deep meaning inside it. So watcha waiting for let you imagination kick in…………
And now time for a self composed rap on the topic, so here it goes:-





HAHAHAH scared you for a moment didn’t I.
Chao
Abhi

World's A Bizarre Place To Live In!!!

Life Fucks people screw
Yeah baby thats always true;
We live in the strangest times
Tell me dude does all this rhyme?!!

Stupid people all around
Hey dude I saw your brain in the ‘lost and found’!!
Tell me dude do I smell cake?!!
Smells like its been freshly baked..
Hey bitch are you retarded
The person in fronta you just pharted!!

Hey look up in the sky this way
Is that a bird is that a plane………
No thats hornyman
hump hump n away
I just found out, my dog is gay!!

Why am I writing this piece of shit?!!
Think I m goin insane bit by bit...

"I lurve you" says dis guy in class
Whoa you nutter u wanna a kick up ur arse!!
This world isn’t right for you and me
The whole place has gone funny!!

My neighbour was really happy
"I am about to become a daddy!!"
“ But you don't have a wife you crazy frog”
So what I do have a female dog!!

The world has gone topsy turvy
Check out that chic she’s rly curvy;
Sorry abt my endless rants
buddy u just peed in ur pants!!

Life is stranger
I’ll write a book about it
But right now I am hidin in my girlfriend's closet...

Hope you liked this crap
Its actually my first
But u dunt have much of a choice
Unless u want ur bladder to burst!!!

Abhi

Piece of my mind!!

I actually have nothing special to write about. But just one post for the month of January didn't look that good so I decided to write a pointless post.

Thanks for the comments I got on my previous post and also previous to previous to previous post;) Considering that most people think that what I write is crap( I don't want to name them though there are quite a few) and that my template and choice of format suck, 17 comments is quite encouraging. And to those of you critics who are out to point mistakes I just wanna say that whatever I am writing or howsoever my template looks, its just my choice that matters not yours. So if you think that I whatever I do with my blog is just plainly stupid then I would advice you to keep out and don't waste you time & energy here coz whatever I write, I write it for myself alone and I am not out here to entertain you and shit....

Boy that felt nice.....I really needed a vent to take out my frustration!!!

Some of you, who find my blog mildly interesting, might have noticed that we have started a new 11-M blog. Check it out some of the entries are hilarious with the exception of mine of course.....the blog is suffering from hyperactivity...2-3 posts per day. On the other side the 10-E Blog lies dormant so its all balanced out in the end.

I actually wanted to say something about the new blog but if I write it there the others will kill me coz some people think I am being too interfering...but since this blog belongs to only 1 person and that is muah...I don't give a shit to what anyone has to say........

The blog is targetting Manchanda too much. Cmon thats not the purpose for what it was made in the first place. No I aen't out to get any browny points from Manchanda coz i aen't gonna gain anything out of that...and considerng that he reads that stuff, we should atleast try and be a bit sensitive ...And those of who advicing Aashish to laugh it off, Yah buddy lets see what happens if you are made out to be the butt of our jokes the next time!!!

But Manchanda seriously a word of advice- try not to look at every living mortal in a condescending manner...you'll find an improvement in your life.

Secondly the voting thing you guys are doing is crap and you should ask every one in class before doing that...coz if that thing comes on to our blog man I swear not everyone is gonna like it then..............so people don't vote coz it might turn out to be really nasty and I hereby declare I have no part to play in that crap!!

To rest of you there, don't think I am really angry and shit but I just felt that we need a lesson in basic human sentiments...but you really have to check that blog out coz it rocks...............

So coming out of the blogworld................................

I have been out of touch with most of you people coz I hardly come online anymore..........

But still I am really missing you people so try to stay in touch.........................

So I am gonna end this crap, coz I have taken out most of my frustration here and it actually feels good....don't expect a lot of comments but whatever!!!

I actually wanted to write a rap but that'll have to wait

chao

Abhi

Punjabi by Nature!!

Winters in India usually mark the arrival of the festive season. Dussehra, Diwali, Christmas and other such festivals really get you into the holidaying and partying spirit. Your house seems to be inundated by the gifts and presents, which I really look forward to mainly due to the copious amounts of chocolates that I get, brought to you bai( error is intentional and you'll know why if you have been watching channel V lately) the steady inflow of friends and relatives.
Its usually during these times that relatives, some of whose existence you were never even aware of, stop by for exchanging pleasantries. A genral topic of discussion prevelant in my family is how good UPwaale are or how much better Punjabis are. Being a half and half, UPwaala from dad's side and Punjabi from my mom's side, I get to hear the view points of both the sides.
So here is my compilation based on my personal experiences on what I believe are the characteristics of the 2.
My paternal aunts and uncles maintain that punjabis don't know how to keep their homes clean. Are you kidding me buddy?!! Just how many times has my mom scolded me for not cleaning up my room!! The painstaking effort I have seen my mom, grandma etc etc go through just to keep the house spotless is enough to negate this allegation. On the contrary I think UP people can learn something from them. Another thing that people maintain is that Punjabis are too ostentatious and I have to admit that it is a fact. Punjabis, most of them who are really prosperous, love to flaunt all that currency they have. Money speaks for them. Punjabis love money but also know how to spend it freely- A big house, a big car to go with it, latest cellphones, throwing grand parties and especially marriage functions- they know how to do it in style. Punjabis are laborious, mehnati as my mom calls it. But when it comes to intelligence I feel UPites have a bigger brain in the head of theirs. They respect education or vidya much more than the punjabis. Another serious flaw that I find in Punjabis is lack in family values. If you actually go to Punjab you will find a lot of women being treated as doormats. Back-biting and bitching goes on all the time. I suppose the song - na biwi hai na baccha....sabse bada rupaiyya actually finds its ground here. More disturbing is the fact is that Punjabi's prefer a male child( look at the sex ratio for God's sake) The parents are all like-"Khaale puttar, hai sadda munda kitna patla ho gaya hai".This is what I really appreciate about punjabis, beta kha kha ke phool gaya hai but still his mom maintains that her darling is as thin as a stick. The son gets all the attention, all the coochycooing and mollycoddling, all the freedom and as much money he wants to the result that he becomes a spoilt brat, but you will never see a girl getting the same. On the other hand UPites have a strong value system. My dad's family is huge and i really mean HUGE but that doesen't stop them from attending all family fuctions, all gatherings and all festivals. These family values are what unites them making them a close knit family.

Coming to the lighter side of things. Why can't punjabis find a decent name for their children?!! And if they do then no one is ever really known by it.. they all go like titu, happy, vicky, ricky, jolly and the like. But whatever you say punjabis are the most jolly and the fun-loving people that you will find anywhere.

So with this note I think I'll finish off this entry....No no wait!! I forgot the most important bit- Food and music. Punjab de khaane da toh koi mukabla nahi haiga. Butter chicken, aloo ke paranthe, dal makhani, makke di roti de sarson da saag.....man punjabi women have magic in their hands. But one dish I really like ,which is also prevelant in UP, is arhar kii daal ki khichdi. My dad always says," Ghee, dahi, papad aur achaar- khicdi ke yeh 4 yaar"..Ohk don't start laughing. I know it sounds funny but trust me the combo rocks.

As for punjab di bhasha uddi toh gal hii niraali haigi. Punjabi has this uncanny penchant for attracting people of all lingual groups towards it. The songs and their beats, the language....it rocks. Maybe thats why they made it the official language of Delhi. I actually heard a Tamillian trying to sing Main toh tere naal nachna. My message to him:- Paaji Punjabi sadde liye hii chadd do taude bas da nahi haiga. Don't run off with the idea that I am great shakes at punjabi coz I aen't

Yah so I finally end this post. And I would like to apologise to those who think I am being prejudiced or judgemental. But don't forget that I too am as good or as bad as both the Punjabis and UPites.

Abhi