A short writeup on Cows

The cow is a successful animal. Also he is four footed & because he is a female, he gives milks(but will only do so when he is got child). He is same like God, sacred to the Hindus & useful to man. He has got four legs together. Two are forward & two are afterwards.

His whole body can be utilizedfor use. More so the milk comes from four taps attached to his basement. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion(Gobar), is much useful to trees & plants & as well as for making flat cakes(like pizzas) in hand & drying in the sun. His only attacking & defending organ is the horns specially so when he is got child.

This is a short extract from the answer script of a student taking his IAS exams in Bihar.
Needless to say that he passed.

I am all wet

Sorry people for not being able to blog for 1 whole week. My internet connection got deactivated & i am writing this from a cyber cafe.

Without going into details lets just say that the physics paper was not what I expected. IT WAS GOD-DAMN TOUGH!!. And on top of that Manchanda was crying coz he was getting 23.5 on 25.

Has Sharukh Khan gone bonkers or is it the Kanta Behn after effects. C'mon yaar, the guy was in a tub full of milk & petals. how happy & gay can you get. With Hema, Juhi, Kareena & Sri Devi standing there, I sure hope he was wearing his underpants.(he must have been or Gauri would have killed him)

A really lame joke has been spreading across the school & atleast 6 ppl have told me the joke:

"Whats the difference between a snowman & a snowwoman??

Any guesses?!?

No!!

Simple stupid, a snowman's got snowballs."

Ya rite rly funny lolzzzzz.

We saw Iqbal the other day, which was my first movie since million dollar baby. I know what Rhea must be thinking, " First since million dollar baby, shit!!" , I know its sad but there you have it. The movie turned outr to be pretty good since there was no rona dhona on his disability & since Aseem was sitting besides me & saying,"tujhe movie ki feel nahi aa rahi kya??".

How come commerce students especially V get to watch every show & organize every function. Unfair man.

I'll sign off for now since its raining cats & dogs & i have to go home.

Abhi

My Day Today

My life has become something of a time table lately. Getting up early to catch my bus, spending 6 hrs in school, 2hrs in bus & rest of the time at home hoping for something exciting to happen that would rid me of my monotony. At least my friends used to be here for me whenever I was down but most of them have been forced into boarding schools by their parents in Nagpur & God knows where!! School is the only place which takes my mind off my misery.

Contrary to the popular belief, our superability section is nowhere as geeky as one would imagine. At least most of the guys are cool & its fun bunking lessons with them.My only problem in school being "The Half Bearded Physics Teacher" Mr. Hussain.The guy is a royal pain in the butt.He slaps you for talking, he slaps you for not talking, slaps you for wearing your pant low & slaps you for pretty much everything. Today we had to jhelo 3 of his periods!! Can you believe it!! 3 nonstop periods without a break. The guys speed at lecturing would give Eminem a run for his money & his scentence ends with " DO YOU GET ME SAY YES OR NO" in a tone that suggests that he would force-feed poison to the first person who says no.

Today we entertained the class with so called "jaadu".4 of us lifted Bhattu (Abhishek Bhatnagar) into the air using only 2 of our fingers & if you have ever seen the guy with his monstrous built you would be left in no doubt that it was "jaadu". As I haven't been feeling particularly well today(possibly the side effects of sitting with Bhattu for one whole period) I'll sign off for now.

cya
Abhi

My very first entry

hey there ppl this is my new blog & my very first entry. this blog is dedicated 2 all those dipsites who blog regularly & have inspired me to start a blog.
this is me Abhi signing off 4 now