A little bit of everything!!!

So the past few days have passed in a whirlwind of activities not only in my life but also in Delhi.
Bombings in the middle of Diwali & Eid!!! What are these people aiming for??What are they getting out of killing innocent people?? What will their so called Jihad give them?? A place in heaven-God curse them!!
Fear- ya maybe but for how long, someday this fear will turn into fury.
To all these fanatics out there a message from me-Kiss My Arse!!
On the homefront- Thank you people for all the greetings & "blessings", Aap logon ka aashirwaad raha toh hamari jodi bani rahegi;)!!
Yesterday my dad decided to give my grandparents (nana-naani, the maternal ones) a surprise by turning up at their place unexpectedly since they so much enjoy our presence ("bacchon ke aane se ghar mein raunak ho jaati hai", thats what my grandpa says). Forget the surprise my dad had planned, we got a surprise to find the house locked!!! We had to wait for an hour before they arrived to find us outside their house. Well anyways we had a lovely time, since I have grown up in their presence & in their house, and my grandparents specially shower all their love on me( kyuki main ghar ka sabse bada "baccha hoon";)!!!).
Today 4 of us( friends from colony) went to PVR Saket for Zorro. Auto mein toh bhai watt lag gayee.When we got off we literally had to carry Satya because Anuj had been sitting on his laps( don't get any ideas in your heads they are both straight its the circumstances & lack of space that had driven them to this extreme!!) We could see the effect of the Delhi blasts. Very few people had come to see movies which meant very few girls;) (No Ananya I haven't been bird-watching!!)
The movie was fun!!! Catherine Zeta Jones looked hot!! Let me tell you about the main protagonist of the movie. He was swift, he was smooth. He kicked butts, he drank like crazy & he was all in black. Yes people he was Zorro's horse!!! There was also this kid playing Zorro's son who was really cute & who could kickass like crazy. Oh ya mention must also be made of Antonio Banderasss who played a sidey role as the masked legend Zorro. He also played a crucial role in the movie but not as crucial as the horse.....
Then we went to Mc D aur puri dukaan loot lii!! Then home again in an auto but this time Anuj sat on Abhishek;)
I think my entry has been too long so I'll sign off for now.
Abhi
P.S. I didn't write a joke coz meri mom ke cell pe koi naya joke nahi aaya!!

YAHOOOOOOO!!!!

Hey people I am soooooo elated!!! Exams are finally over, a pain in the butt man!!! Some of the guys in my class were planning to go out for a movie but we had to cancel it cause one of my friend's mom caught dengue & we had cancel our plan. But that doesen't mean my day was uneventful. I am still wondering wether to write about it or not but what the hell!!! I am to euphorbic to care. I have finally put an end to 2 years worth of rumours that surrounded me & ananya. Yes people I proposed to her and without going into details lets say that she gave me an affirmative. I would like to thank Anahita for the moral support she gave me.Thmksss

YESS

:):):):):):)

Now holidays, friends, chicken kathi roll, velapanti, nothing too do. Ah!! bliss.....

Ohk joke of the day:

Father:Son how come you never get angry when I scold you??

Son:Whenever I feel angry I start washing toilet seats..

Father: How does that help??

Son: I use your toothbrush.

chao for now.

Abhi

P.S. did I mention how happy I was??

Exam time bakwaas!!!

Hello people, this is my mid-exam time post although I have nothing to write about. I had written in my last post that I had loads of fun in the week preceding the exam & did not study.
The situation remains unaltered. Chem was our first exam & now that it is over I feel as if ummmm as if- mere kandhon se ek bhaari bojh uth gaya hai(How do you translate this in English?? This shows that my English sucks & my paper will suck even harder). I actually stayed awake for 2 days & 2 nights trying to cram up all the laws, formulaes, equations etc etc....
But despite my best efforts chem was BAD as in really BAD!!! Even cheating did not help very much & this is saying something since Aashish Manchanda sits in front of me & Abhishek Bhatnagar sits behind( Both super-nerds of DPS RKP).
I doubt wether any of you watch Fame Gurukul but I am addicted to it. So finally Qazi & Ruprekha have become the Fame Jodi. Damn!! I wanted Arijit & Arpita to become the Fame Jodi. They have awesome voices & can sing almost any kind of song. I became a fan of Arijit when he sang Aashiq banaya aapne.Rocking tha yaar!!
To end this post on a humorous note here is a joke:
Santa goes to Banta's house driving a new Mercedes.
Banta: Taunoo yeh changi si gaddi kittho milee??
Santa:Oye!! ek badi soni si kudi mennu is gaddi vich lekar beach te le gayee te saare kapde utar ke sut diye.
Banta:Phir kii hua??
Santa: usne angrezi vich kaha, "Take what you want". Te main yeh gaddi utha laaya.
Banta:Changa kitta!!! Kapdon da kii karna siii!!
(This joke is Punjabi, I found this in my Mom's cell, sorry if you weren't able to understand)
chao for now
P.S. Today's my Mom's birthday.... Party time!!!
P.P.S. Thanks Kanika for helping me on the eve of English exam!!
P.P.P.S. Aditi & Radhika I feel like killing you!!
Abhi

Happy Dussehra!!!!

So once again one of my favourite time of the year is finally over- The Navratre & Dussehra.

This is the time of the year when all studies are forgotten( irrespective of wether there are exams are not) & days are spent chilling out with friends.

Thankfully & mercifully my friends were able to get away from their boarding schools & come back home. So there were 5 of us (we have known each other since Kindergarten) :- Anuj, Abhishek, Satya, Pranay & me just roaming about & visiting the annual Durga puja pandal that is held every year in our colony to mark the Navratras. Satya actually had to travel in a genral compartment to reach Delhi, from his polytechnic college in Nagpur, & catch up on the festivities.

The food in the pandal is awesome but navratres mean no non-veg.( Damn!!) But the best thing about the Durga puja thing is that all the babes of our colony are out & about in total tashan (i.e. pura saj- dhaj ke) & so we basically don't know in which direction to turn our heads in.

So today was the grand finale of this 9 days extravaganza. DUSSEHRA!!!

We had loads of fun. We teased a guy who was wearing a white & pink livestrong band- which symbolizes homosexuality- then har saal ki tareh aaj bhi Ravana, Kumbhkaran aur Meghnatha ki phatte hue dekhi. (Yaar aag hamesha neeche se hi kyun lagate hain!!!!) Since Navratre got over today at 11 a.m. I finally sank my teeth into chicken kathi roll (Heaven!!!!). Then we went to Satya's house to watch Dil Chahta Hai for the hundreth time (But the movie still makes me laugh like hell).

So basically we had FUN!!! just wait a sec....

Don't we have exams next week?!!!

Don't I have syllabus to complete?!!

SHIT I FORGOT!!!

Fun over time to study!!! mujhe abhi abhi yaad aaya my half yearlies are approaching.

cya peeps & Happy Dussehra.

P.S. We bought a new car- Chevrolet Optra-today!!!

Abhi

My boring existence!!!

It has been a while since Ihave a blogged. Being the busy person I am, I really have to take time out to write something. Unlike most of my other friends, who are dating & dancing( anahita.....homecoming??), poor-old-me is just stuck in the realms of a humdrum. monotonous life. Since I have no parties & girlfriends to write about, I'll narrate all that has been happening in my oh-soooo-boring life.

Well we extracted some CuSO4 in our chem lab practicals, which is basically supposed to be rat poison. I was doing my practicals with Mr. Abhishek Bhatnagar, who unfortunately becomes disoriented whenever Kriti or Ananya are around.In the particular incident Mr. Bhatnagar took some of the rat poison solution & shoved it inside his mouth, whilst having a word with Kriti who was explaining to us how the experiment had to be done. Way to go Bhattu!!! Aise bahut ladkiyan pataega.Well after that the whole class was shouting & looking really concerned.

Par darne ki koi zaroorat nahi thi, woh toh haathi maarne ki dava se bhi nahi marne waala.

(he isn't going to die even if given poison meant for elephants.)

Friday was a day that I don't want to be reminded of. Somehow the oafs in my class have it from some reliable source (Aritra man I know its you), that there was something between me & Ananya. So they kept on forcing me to ask her out. (Ya rite). Well we were talking during dispersal (U know the genral stuff, BS paper, my comp paper etc etc) when some morons from my class & bus ( needless to say that Laxmi ma'am spread the rumours in my bus & colony) spotted us & started making loud comments in the middle of the road(which I will not quote here) . Man I was totally EMBARASSED!!

So Aditi if you read this blog please apologise to her on my behalf.Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz apologise.

Well the only thing about Saturday was me chatting with Giovanni (Gio for short). Man Anahita, you lucky dog, the guy is totally bonkers about you. So sentimental & really fun to talk to. Wish I had a friend like him here, cool to hang out with.

So without boring you any further here is Abhi signing off for now.