Still Alive!!!

Life has been really busy since schools have started.......crappy phase tests, exams, stupid practicals and a hell lotta things to keep everyone busy. Haven't been on the net since ages......but a tour of the blogs tells me that the absence hasn't been felt...yah I am referrin to the impostor Abhi( kinda like Kane vs The Masked Kane...if anyone follows WWE!!). Entertaining though your comments surely are, I'd request you to plll stop 'em right...

Yah so back to school......really cool 1st week bahut maari and also went for some sightseeing on tueseday in school when God finally decided to relieve himself( baarish hui thee bhul gaye kya?!!)......hope you get the drift;)

Since July is otherwise a very sucky month with no festivals, though loadsa birthdays( sorry Ru for not coming, really really sorry Rads for not remembring:...( , I decided to create festivals of my own......

So this week was officially declared world Susu week.......you can always count on me to come up with this stuff.....festivities include::

1.Rushing off to the loo after every period.

2.Threatening to do susu in everyones waterbottles.

3.Answering every question the teacher asks with...you guessed it 'SUSU'

example: Aap jaante hain na ki jab teacher class mein aati hai toh kya karna chahiye?

(in my head):Susu........

Word of advice....seriously try this it's a a really good way of entertaining yourself and your classmates( or rather make 'em puke) during an otherwise boring period.

Susu week unfortunately ends today but don't worry coz next we have Potty week(inspired from Tanvi & Nikita) & after that mixed S#@u & P@#$y week & after that....well after that you can eat the mixture............

Joke of the week: Once 2 pigs were eating potty when one of them said to another...

Yaar hum toh duniya bhar ki potty khaate hain humaari potty koi kyun nahi khaata to which the other replys, "Saale khaane ke time toh dhang ki baatein kiya kar"...........

Stinkingly yours

Abhi