World's A Bizarre Place To Live In!!!

Life Fucks people screw
Yeah baby thats always true;
We live in the strangest times
Tell me dude does all this rhyme?!!

Stupid people all around
Hey dude I saw your brain in the ‘lost and found’!!
Tell me dude do I smell cake?!!
Smells like its been freshly baked..
Hey bitch are you retarded
The person in fronta you just pharted!!

Hey look up in the sky this way
Is that a bird is that a plane………
No thats hornyman
hump hump n away
I just found out, my dog is gay!!

Why am I writing this piece of shit?!!
Think I m goin insane bit by bit...

"I lurve you" says dis guy in class
Whoa you nutter u wanna a kick up ur arse!!
This world isn’t right for you and me
The whole place has gone funny!!

My neighbour was really happy
"I am about to become a daddy!!"
“ But you don't have a wife you crazy frog”
So what I do have a female dog!!

The world has gone topsy turvy
Check out that chic she’s rly curvy;
Sorry abt my endless rants
buddy u just peed in ur pants!!

Life is stranger
I’ll write a book about it
But right now I am hidin in my girlfriend's closet...

Hope you liked this crap
Its actually my first
But u dunt have much of a choice
Unless u want ur bladder to burst!!!

Abhi