A short writeup on Cows

The cow is a successful animal. Also he is four footed & because he is a female, he gives milks(but will only do so when he is got child). He is same like God, sacred to the Hindus & useful to man. He has got four legs together. Two are forward & two are afterwards.

His whole body can be utilizedfor use. More so the milk comes from four taps attached to his basement. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion(Gobar), is much useful to trees & plants & as well as for making flat cakes(like pizzas) in hand & drying in the sun. His only attacking & defending organ is the horns specially so when he is got child.

This is a short extract from the answer script of a student taking his IAS exams in Bihar.
Needless to say that he passed.