College Di Life!!

This is my first post from college and from a different state...

New Location: DA-IICT, Gandhinagar, Gujrat

Time:10:50 p.m.

Status: Stoned

After a tension filled month spent in pondering over my college options, i finally decided on DA-IICT, and as of now I am not regretting it..........

A brief description of the place:

A lush green 50 acre campus housing a modest 1000 students, a family of dogs, a family of cats, a family of langurs, a family of peacocks and other exotic birds and insects........the college is actually in the midst of a jungle creating an exotic ambience.....the hostels are pretty decent, though no ACs or coolers.........the food here is GREAT!!...The faculty here is Excellent and to top it all we are not bound by any time restrictions......we can go and come as we please......and to top it all NIFT is 5 minutes walking from our place, :)

My day today:

My first weekend here and nothing much to do...so 15 of us decided to head for Ahemedabad........the place is as close as it can get to Delhi...the malls, the crowd and most importantly McD.....we goofed around the place, enjoyed the mild rains...and all of us mind you ALL of us 15 people returned in a single jeep, or chagda as it is called here, tightly packed singing sutta and Partner........

Signing off for now

Having a party in one of our rooms at 2 a.m.....

Abhi

PS:I'm missing home and Delhi

PPS: Happy B'day Naita!!

The Adventure Begins!!!

School’s over a new phase in life begins……..
Some things have changed, some remain the same………
As an adult now I am faced with new challenges and responsibilities……….
The waves of time have swept by taking those moments of school life away………
Moments I shall forever cherish but now only the memory remains………………………
Time forces me to adopt a more responsible and mature outlook towards life and enter the rat race in order to survive………………………………….









Mature?!! Me?!! You must be kidding me!!.....to hell with the maturity and responsibilities……so what if school is over….college life beckons!!

4 Drunk Men @ 2 A.M.!!!

Another of those eventful convos that I saved so that it could be put to better use.........The following is a convo that transpired between the 4 of us (names hidden to save everyone the shame!!)...................Juz one of those happy pointless drunken convos.....

Bevda1:Hor bhai ki honda paya hai?

Bevda2:Puja kar raha hoon

B1:Hain Raat ko 2 baje kiski puja kar raha hai?!

B3:Deviyon ki.... chal sab karte hain

B3:Carmen Electra

MahaBevda4:Hot hai yaar

B3:Zor se bolo

B2:Hot hai yaar

B3:Baith ke bolo

B1:Hot hai yaar

B3:Maar ke bolo1hot hai yaar

B2:hot hai yaar

B2:Bassss...ab change karte hain!!

B1:Fergie

MB4:Hot hai yaar

B3:Zor se bolo

B2:Hot hai yaar

B3:Baith ke bolo

B1:Hot hai yaar

B3:Maar ke bolo1hot hai yaar

B2:hot hai yaar

B3:Ab koi aur

MB4: Mallika Sherawat

B1: Chal bai saale aur koi nai mila?!!

B2:PAAGAL HO GAYA HAI KYA?!!

B3:Bahut pitega tu saale....

B1:Chal phir....Jessica Simpson

MB4:Hot hai yaar

B3:Zor se bolo

B2:Hot hai yaar

B3:Baith ke bolo

B1:Hot hai yaar

B3:Maar ke bolo1hot hai yaar

B2:hot hai yaar

MB4: Madhuri Dixit

B1: Abey koi jaake iski GMD karke aoo!!

B3: MC pitna hai kya!!

B2:Chalo bhaiyon puja samapt!!

Sigini off

Abhi

Hot Hai Yaar;)

The Root of All Evils!!!

Ohk this is an excerpt from a convo that took place last year......had saved it somewhere and found it yesterday...brings back memories....

Aseem: Dude women are the source of all problems...

Abhi: huh?

Aseem: See women mean Time and Money

Abhi: yeh kahan se aaya

Aseem: so Woman=Time * Money

Aseem: but time is money

Aseem : so Woman=MOney*Money

Abhi: yah n we are bankrupt as it is

Aseem: so Woman = the square root of mony

Aseem : But Money is the root of all problems

Abhi: Aseem tujhe pyaar mein dhokha hua hai kya mere bhai

Aseem : All problems = Woman

Aseem : Hence proved

Abhi: APPLAUSE

So boys and gi....boys plz adhere strictly to the above taught lesson and thou shalt benefit in more ways than one!!

Signing off

Enlightened Abhi

Pervertness Now In A Small Package!!!

Yes I'm back with yet another cartoon update........

"Main hoon Shin Chan Nuhara. Main 5 saal ka hoon. Mujhe Tv pe Action Kaamen dekhna, ice-cream khaana aur G-string pehnne waali ladkiyan bahut pasand hai."

I discovered it accidently when I was at my 4 year old cuz's place. My 1st impression was that this is one 'o those stupid hindi translated japanese cartoons. But sitting through 1 whole episode I realized how wrong I was.

Though translated in Hindi this cartoon is in no way bakwaas, not like what happened to cartoon network( Mahabilaa Shehar and Nakaab). Rather the translation makes it all the more better. Shin Chan's like a youger version of Bart Simpson but the hindi dialect makes him much more appealing.

His dialogues range from being cute and innocent to highly PERVERT scentences.

"Yeh hai Mitze (his mom) ek bacche uthane waali kaali boodhi aurat yeh subah se 4 baar potty ja chuki hai." No wonder I like this show;)

So just give this kid a shot. It comes on hungama tv 1'oclock, 3'oclock n 5'oclock so you juz can't miss him. I've already got ax n niki hooked on to it.

bye.

Apna khayal rakhna Mitze jaldi ghar aana aur paraye mardon se zyada baat mat karna nahi toh woh tumhe phasa lenge aur ghar aane mein deri ki toh main tumko taalak de doonga.
Abhi

RIP TEAR KILL!!!

Godsmack

I Stand Alone

Now I've told you this once before You can't control me

If you try to take me down you're gonna break

Now I feel your every nothing that you're doing for me

I'm picking you outa me you run away

I stand alone Inside I stand alone

You're always hiding behind your so called goddess

So what you don't think that we can see your face

Resurrected back before the final fallen

Now they've arrest utill I can make my own way I'm not afraid of fading

I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not dying for it

I stand alone

Everything that I believe is fading

I stand alone

Inside I stand alone

And now its my time (now its my time)

It's my time to dream (my time to dream)

Dream of the sky (dream of the sky)

Make me believe that this place is invaded By the poison in me

Help me decide if my fire will burn out Before you can breathe

Breathe into me

I stand alone Inside I stand alone

Feeling your sting down inside of me I'm not dying for it

I stand alone

Inside I stand alone!!!

IMPOSSIBLE IS JUST A BIG WORD THROWN AROUND BY SMALL MEN WHO FIND IT EASIER TO LIVE IN THE WORLD THEY’VE BEEN GIVEN RATHER THAN EXPLORE THE POWER THEY HAVE TO CHANGE IT.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT A FACT IT’S AN OPINION

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT A DECLARATION IT’S A DARE.

IMPOSSIBLE IS POTENTIAL. IMPOSSIBLE IS TEMPORARY.


IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING