All Apologies!!!

Since this is the last month in 11th before the examinations I’d sincerely like to make amends for all my stupidities in 11th, you know linking innocent people up irrespective of whether they like each other or hate each other. I wanted to post this stuff sooner but forgot so here’s my apology letter………..

Date: 25th Feb. 2006
To whosoever it may concern,
Subject: Sorry for my misconduct.

I would sincerely like to apologize to all those who have been victims to my antics. I hope you realize that I did all this for pure & harmless fun.
I realize that of late I have been acting like a complete idiot & a moron. I beg forgiveness for all the rumors that have been spreading in the school like wildfire, courtesy me of course. I hope all of you reading this realize that those rumors were baseless, well not all of them, but still I agree on the fact that it was very wrong of me to spread rumors linking people. I won’t name all my victims here so as to save them from further embarrassment & also to save my ass ,but I would like to mention them here under various aliases which some of them have acquired in the course of the spread of these rumors. Head Boy, Miss Head Boy-1, Miss Head Boy-2(yup there are 2 of them ). The Prof., Miss AP, Miss Lovely (that’s not her name) & Under Daker (nope my nose isn’t block it’s just that I couldn’t find any alias for this person which would effectively hide his identity). I would once again like to say sorry to you all because I myself have been in the same predicament & know how shameful it can feel when people point fingers at you in public linking you with some person or giving you weird nicknames .I promise not to do so ever again.
I hope you will all forgive me for my insolence & think better of me from now on.
Yours truly,
Abhi







P.S. To all those morons who thought I was being serious, hahahahahaha, do you think I will ever spare any of you till you die of shame or get eloped?!!!
Ta Ta da Ta da Ta da da _____ &_______(this is a line from the tilte track of neal & nikki & the names of my intended victims go here in these blanks)
So keep your eyes & ears open fellas coz there are still more rumors to come your way.
P.P.S. Did any of you know that SJC had a soft corner for Tanz & ………..(chal yaar nahi bataoonga)?!! Or that our Superstar is besotted with Ax?!! Bet you didn’t?!! But hey now you do;)
Abhi strikes again…………………………….
Mwahaha
(And an evil smile plays across his lips)
And yeah I am still working on the cockroach post!!