After some very angry outbursts and several death threats, I finally (or phinally in my ishtyle) realized that rapping is not my cup of tea and have hence decided to revert to my old style of writing. So rejoice people your old Abhi is back in action.
I don’t know what made me imagine that I could have ever made a good rapper because I actually have never had a flair for writing lyrics which include words that would make your mama’s blood boil. But see here, I myself have pressed my finger on the very problem – Imagination. It’s a very funny thing, imagination is. It makes you believe that nothing is impossible and every damn thing is this universe is achievable. So what if I can’t rap, I can always imagine myself rapping alongside Eminem and beating him to it. I can always imagine myself kicking asses like Neo of the Matrix even though in real life I doubt if I have ever been involved in a minor scuffle. Imagination takes you to another world, a world of one’s own creation, a world where you are king or actually a world where you are God. So whenever it happens that someone pisses me off and I return home with this really grumpy expression on my face that is when my imagination comes into play and before you know it that poor dude is getting his ass kicked in more than one way. So what if that hot chic next door is going out with someone else, you can always imagine her and yourself involved in a mushy Hindi movie song ( I would like to apologize if this in anyway seems horny to you). Think of the places where your imagination can take you- under the deep shark infested seas, in the age of dinosaurs or on the sets of blue lagoon or murder (hahaha sorry for sounding horny again).
But there is a caution you must maintain. Don’t get so over engrossed in you imaginary world that you fail to notice what’s happening around you and people label you as an autistic child. Yah I am serious coz I have actually met people who get so lost in building sandcastles in the air that they would actually fail to notice if Angelina Jolie( or Brad Pitt for gals) herself came and proposed to them. Angelina………….drool………sorry got carried away.
So don’t rubbish the ‘Imagination that is my creation’ song by Aqua straight away coz it has a real deep meaning inside it. So watcha waiting for let you imagination kick in…………
And now time for a self composed rap on the topic, so here it goes:-
HAHAHAH scared you for a moment didn’t I.
Chao
Abhi
I don’t know what made me imagine that I could have ever made a good rapper because I actually have never had a flair for writing lyrics which include words that would make your mama’s blood boil. But see here, I myself have pressed my finger on the very problem – Imagination. It’s a very funny thing, imagination is. It makes you believe that nothing is impossible and every damn thing is this universe is achievable. So what if I can’t rap, I can always imagine myself rapping alongside Eminem and beating him to it. I can always imagine myself kicking asses like Neo of the Matrix even though in real life I doubt if I have ever been involved in a minor scuffle. Imagination takes you to another world, a world of one’s own creation, a world where you are king or actually a world where you are God. So whenever it happens that someone pisses me off and I return home with this really grumpy expression on my face that is when my imagination comes into play and before you know it that poor dude is getting his ass kicked in more than one way. So what if that hot chic next door is going out with someone else, you can always imagine her and yourself involved in a mushy Hindi movie song ( I would like to apologize if this in anyway seems horny to you). Think of the places where your imagination can take you- under the deep shark infested seas, in the age of dinosaurs or on the sets of blue lagoon or murder (hahaha sorry for sounding horny again).
But there is a caution you must maintain. Don’t get so over engrossed in you imaginary world that you fail to notice what’s happening around you and people label you as an autistic child. Yah I am serious coz I have actually met people who get so lost in building sandcastles in the air that they would actually fail to notice if Angelina Jolie( or Brad Pitt for gals) herself came and proposed to them. Angelina………….drool………sorry got carried away.
So don’t rubbish the ‘Imagination that is my creation’ song by Aqua straight away coz it has a real deep meaning inside it. So watcha waiting for let you imagination kick in…………
And now time for a self composed rap on the topic, so here it goes:-
HAHAHAH scared you for a moment didn’t I.
Chao
Abhi
hey abhi, ur rap wasnt that bad... yea u can always post ur raps on ur blog, but then u wont get comments...but i'll always comment n naita too! hehe!
ReplyDeleteand yea i ve posted the bday pics on my blog
HEY ABHi
ReplyDeleteWASSUP DUDE?? LONG TiiME NO SEE. YEAH SO ii DiDN'T REALLYY READ YOUR LONG &&_ BORiiNG POST ABOUT CREATiiViiTY SO MAYBE ii'LL COMMENT AGAiiN LATER, YEAH SO JUST WANTED TO SAY Hii
ppl, "lik A's rap "
ReplyDelete...lmao
this is full of shitty crap wait till u here rapattack
"ur rap wasnt that bad Abhi"'"it was NICE"(sympathies)
no comments frm spcial sum1 lately
lol
4eva
stan
Is Singhal bothering u a lot????
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. I hope u now realize that there are many ppl who really appreciate your posts. So don't care abt the rest, Post and Hav Fun!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope u had fun at the picnic too!
I dunno why u wanna giv up on rappin.Sure it was bad,really bad but there's scope for improvement and I'll tell ya what u need help give me a draft and I'll make it sound more nigga like.
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ReplyDeleteLOL...this was funny! Just accidentally came across your blog...I'm not much into rap but yeah, Eminem is GREAT.
ReplyDeleteYeah, great thoughts about imagination! Pretty much true..."on the sets of MURDER"??? Haha...some imagination indeed!
Tootles.
P.S.: Sorry about the last comment...got deleted by mistake...I'm clumsy.